The calm before the Storm (pardon the pun) We’ve just received a nice wash at the local dog wash and things are looking good, Storm cannot see anything bad happening today. He smells like roses.
If this is what it takes to be dry then I guess I don’t have a choice. Just a friendly reminder that I don’t want any photographs of this incident. I’ve got a reputation to uphold.
Just because this hair dryer makes me look like a ferret does not make it ok.
This is the look of submission and sad acceptance of what is happening to me.
If you keep doing this then I’m going to bite it. I can do that whenever I want but normally I’m polite enough to keep my teeth to myself, but you need to remember that everybody has breaking point.
If this photo goes on the internet then I’m leaving
I just need to put it on the records that this day did not turn out as I originally planned. Of all the bad things that could have occurred today then this was not in the list. Now it is number one on the list but as I’m a Golden Retriever then it’s also my favourite thing. Can we please do it again?
A Dog Called Storm 