Our dog thinks we are stupid.

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This is the face of a lair.  He didn’t actually say anything that made him dishonest but his actions betrayed the truth.   The reason Storm looks so happy in this photo is because he was accidentally fed dinner twice tonight.   An honest dog would have maybe mentioned to us that he’d already received his food tonight, but Storm just shut up about it.

There was no guilt as he gulped down his second dinner but there was a look of satisfaction as he walked away afterwards.

He thinks we are stupid.

Our dog has a big nose and it means he’s a liar.

We are all familiar with Pinocchio and the issues he had with his creator Geppetto and his ability to fabricating stories, which resulted in his nose growing.  Knowing this story makes the two photographs posted here make a lot more sense. This first photo is of Storm taken at roughly four weeks and the second photo is taken today when he’s seven months old.

Storm when he was four weeks old, before he turned into a liar

Storm when he was four weeks old, before he turned into a liar

What do you notice? Yes, that right…his nose is growing faster than the rest of him. I think science has some pathetic excuse for why this is occurring but based on the Pinocchio stories I’m certain I know the truth, Storm is a liar, and all the damage that occurred in the garden this week was obviously caused by him.

Storm at seven months old.  The big nose gives away his attitude to the truth.

Storm at seven months old. The big nose gives away his attitude to the truth.

Hes guilty and now I’ve got the evidence.  Case closed.