I have a Facebook page. Have a look and give me validation for my narcissism.

I’ve noticed humans have Facebook pages. I don’t understand what it’s all about but since nobody is home I’ve decided to borrow a laptop and create my own.  It’s all about me as I am Stormageddon and you must worship me.


Have a look before the humans discover what I’ve done.

It’s difficult to look majestic when you’re having fun at the beach.

Storm went to the beach today. In the car he told us he had every intention of acting majestic and regal, however three minutes after arriving the below photo was the result.


On the way home he denied making such a claim, but a friend snapped a photo so we have proof.  Storm refuses to look at the photo and at the moment we aren’t talking to each other.